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“Welcome To That Whole Thing is to cortandfatboy as Joey was to Friends”
- TIME Magazine, February 3rd, 2013

A couple of friends of mine approached me late last year about reinventing themselves. Of course, they didn’t really need my help to do so, they really just needed cheap bandwidth – something I have in abundance because I like to lose fistfuls of money on podcasts.

“A whole big hoopla thing of them retiring, and it was just a 2 month vacation?”
- Projectrage, Reddit

So, sworn to secrecy, I went about the most difficult task I’ve ever endured in the past three months – keeping my snickering to myself as I watched geeks all across Portland poop their pants in despair as cortandfatboy’s long-running podcast went kaput.

“I subscribed. I can’t wait for their first episode!! I hope Byron’s the guest! Squueeeeeeeee.”
- Cort Webber, January 24th, 2013

And so today it was unveiled….sort of.

Visit www.welcometothatwholething.com and wait in slow, quiet ecstasy for a podcast you think you’ve heard before.

“Honestly? I think the whole thing was a ploy to force people to stop calling Bobby ‘Fatboy’ and nothing more. But what the fuck do I know?”
- Robert Wagner, January 28th, 2013