Remember the days before there was Kickstarter…
…when if you wanted something you’d have to either (a) save your money or (b) have a lick of business sense or a job and a dream?
I’m so fucking sick of people trying to capitalize on their self-serving bullshit “ideas” and begging the fucking Internet for cash they’re too fucking lazy and inept to go earn themselves.
Seriously, I don’t give a fuck if you want to create something, visit somewhere, or paint supposed great works of art. Given a choice between helping you continue to be a lazy, white, self-entitled fuck and helping the working-but-financially-disadvantaged I’ll tip my waitstaff 50% every fucking time.
When did it become so easy to fool yourself into thinking that YOUR ideas were even remotely original? Was it when your mommy and daddy cut you off? Let’s face it, if you’re using Kickstarter like 99% of the Kickstarter-Loser-Population, they’ve probably already cut you off after realizing that paying for your college tuition was a fucking waste and that you were never, ever going to amount to shit until you were forced to go fend for yourself.
That time is now, fucker.
Stop begging for change like some Mac-owning, self-entitled “creative” or whatever fucking lame label you’re giving your pathetic, common ass these days.
Go out there, get a fucking job, and save money like every generation before has had to.
And by the way, your idea is fucking stupid, your art is crap, and your “networking know-how” is no substitute for having something resembling real world skills.
Now go put your fucking apron on, get back in the kitchen, and cut me another slice of that fucking Apple Pie. Go ahead, spit in it, I don’t give a fuck – my immune system will easily kick the ass of any bugs your punk ass could ever muster.